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Ignorance is Bliss. Value Investing: art of buying low and selling lower... Cartoon: Stock Market Roller Coaster

By WcP.Humor - Posted on 06 December 2008

I thought we were just buying a house!

(quote)

CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

Stock market stock exchange boom bust; Sheep: I used to be a bull... Now I’m an out and out bear

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets
equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

Sheep: I used to be a bull... Now I’m an out and out bear

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought
Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

(unquote)

Photos Courtesy of trendocracy.blogspot.com, nicholsoncartoons.com.au, and InkCinct Cartoons

Original Source: AjokeADay.com

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